I was taking a quick break from writing and invoicing (yuk!) today and glanced up to watch Fox Soccer Channel’s Saves of the Week segment. Suddenly, I had myself a badass TRT (totally random thought).

Talk about a come-up. On Friday, Twitter user @CaesarJ13 took a shot in the dark when he sent a screenshot from his Chase bank account to Chad Ochocinco showing that he was well into the negatives ...