Brad the Goose This is Brad. Head of security. Full-time driveway supervisor. Unpaid, but extremely committed. If you pull into the driveway, Brad will meet you at the fence to discuss it. Loudly. He believes every arrival requires commentary. Every movement deserves narration. And silence is highly suspicious. He protects the barnyard like he personally built it. He loves being held like a baby. He adores his barnyard crew. And yes… he is named after my brother. You have to say it with confiden